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Sir: batao es duniya me sub se mushkil kon paida hova
PTHAN: sir india ka
sunny deval
Sir:wo kasy?
PTHAN:sir wo kehta hai
Main nikla,GADDI Ly k.

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Master G
Sheeday se
:koi Aashqi wala Sher sunao.
Sheeda:
"Mota marta Moti pe,
Bhukha marta Roti pe,
Master G ki 2 Betiya,
Pr Sheeda Mrta Choti pe  

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A Great JAPANESE proverb:
If one can do it
You too can do it
If none can do it
You must do it
Its CHINESE version:
If one can do it
You can do it better
If none can do it
still u can do it the best
and
PAKISTANI version:
If one can do it
Let him do it
If none can do it
How can u do it...

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Pyar k rawajo ko yeh zamana kia jany.
Dil k dard ko dil torny wala kia jany.
Hoti hy kitni mehnat aik larki phasany main.
Yeh gar main betha abba kia jany

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Hawa Mein Betab
Urr Rahy Thy
Ghalib,
Wah!Wah
Hawa Mein Betab
Urr Rahy Thy
Ghalib,
Ooohh.....
Phir...?
Phir Kiya
Ruk Gai Hawa,, Gir
Gaey Ghalib:-D

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What is 'Wife'?
Jo har baat par tok tok kar aap ki har aadat badal day
or
2 saal bad kahe:
"Ab ap pehly jese nhi rahey".<

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Pathan sardar se
5 janwaron ke nam batao jo pani me rehte hen?
Sardar: Fish
Pathan: theek he or batao?
Sardar: Fish ki ammi abu bhAi or behan
Pathan: shabash.

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Me ne chand se ik din kaha
Bta mera mehbob kesa hy
Us ne kaha
Pehli gal ay k me tere piyo da nokr nai
Te doji gal ay
k inni doron nzr v kuj ni aanda.
Teji gal ay k ayho jai beghairtian zamen tak rakhia karo menu na wich paya karo.

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GOLDEN WORDS
Agar zindgi main Aagay barhna hai to apne se Aagay wale ka pajama utaar do,
Wo sharam se wahin beth jaiga aur tum aagay nikal jaogay!;-)

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Hindu:
Priya Utho Swera Hogya
Muslim:
Begum Utho Namaz parh lo.Qaza na ho jae
Christian:
Darling Get Up Its Dawn
But
Sardar
Utho Soniyo Tatti Shatti Nai Krni