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Hawa Mein Betab
Urr Rahy Thy
Ghalib,
Wah!Wah
Hawa Mein Betab
Urr Rahy Thy
Ghalib,
Ooohh.....
Phir...?
Phir Kiya
Ruk Gai Hawa,, Gir
Gaey Ghalib:-D

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What is 'Wife'?
Jo har baat par tok tok kar aap ki har aadat badal day
or
2 saal bad kahe:
"Ab ap pehly jese nhi rahey".<

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Pathan sardar se
5 janwaron ke nam batao jo pani me rehte hen?
Sardar: Fish
Pathan: theek he or batao?
Sardar: Fish ki ammi abu bhAi or behan
Pathan: shabash.

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Me ne chand se ik din kaha
Bta mera mehbob kesa hy
Us ne kaha
Pehli gal ay k me tere piyo da nokr nai
Te doji gal ay
k inni doron nzr v kuj ni aanda.
Teji gal ay k ayho jai beghairtian zamen tak rakhia karo menu na wich paya karo.

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GOLDEN WORDS
Agar zindgi main Aagay barhna hai to apne se Aagay wale ka pajama utaar do,
Wo sharam se wahin beth jaiga aur tum aagay nikal jaogay!;-)

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Hindu:
Priya Utho Swera Hogya
Muslim:
Begum Utho Namaz parh lo.Qaza na ho jae
Christian:
Darling Get Up Its Dawn
But
Sardar
Utho Soniyo Tatti Shatti Nai Krni

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1 sardar bench par leta huwa tha k wahan se 1 angraiz guzra or sardar se pocha: R u relaxing? Sardar:
No i am surmet singh!
Phir 1 angraiz guzra or us ne b yehi pocha:
R u relaxing?
Sardar ghusy say: No i m surmet singh!
Or yeh keh k uth gya aur apny se kuch door letay huway angraiz se poocha:
R u relaxing?
Angraiz:
Yes i am relaxing!
Sardar:
Uth kuty dia putra tenu loki lab lab k pagal ho gaye ne:-..

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Agar aap chaye bnaty waqt chaye ki patti k sath thori tambaaku ki patti b daal den tu koi b aaenda aap sy chaye ki farmaish nhi kryga.
(Zubeda Aapa k Totky):-D

Taxi driver: Sardar ji! petrol khatam ho gya hai, car aagay nahi ja sakti.
Sardar: oohho!
Chal koi gal nahi
WAPAS mor le.

1 Aadmi Hi Admi ki nature...
Samjh skta hy.
Ghor Frmaiye !
Customer:
Mujhy 1 Ladies suit  chahiye
Dukandar:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaon.