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srdar: tu mere naal wia kren gi ?
Girl" nahi
Srdar" te fer Ethy Amb Laen Aai ain ?
Girl" tameez se bat kro,
Srdar"
oh sorry kya aap yahan mango Lene Aai hain:-)

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2 aadmi motor cycle par pankha lay kar ja rahay thay,pankha hawa se ghoom raha tha.
 
 
Ek sardar ne dekh liya aur 500 ki texi karwai aur un k peechay lag gaya.
Kuch faslay par un ko roka aur donon ko 1,1 lagai aur bola:
Saaleyo, bijli aggay nai labdi tussi sakootaraan tay pakhay laaye hoay ny.

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Teri Yadoun Ki Hifazat Kesy Karon Faraz!
 
 
 
 
 
Mera Te Apna LeLa Koi Khol K Le Gaya..
(Advance Bakra Eid Mubarik)

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Chuk lo razaiyaan aa gai thand
 
 
Hath te pao dastany, tay boway kar Lo band
 
Kha kha k mongphalian pa deyo gandh
 
Meri tarfon yaro tuwanu
  "HAPPY THAND":-)

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Aik marasi ka gadha masjid me ghus gya
Molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki
marasi bola:
jaan deo
molvi sab!
Janwar c aa gya,saanu kadi vekhya aaa.

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sardar building se gir gya
Doctr said:He is dead
Sardar Hosh me aa k bola Mai zinda wan
Srdarni Boli:
Pya reh kanjra
Tenu doctor nalo bohta pata ae

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Sir: batao es duniya me sub se mushkil kon paida hova
PTHAN: sir india ka
sunny deval
Sir:wo kasy?
PTHAN:sir wo kehta hai
Main nikla,GADDI Ly k.

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Master G
Sheeday se
:koi Aashqi wala Sher sunao.
Sheeda:
"Mota marta Moti pe,
Bhukha marta Roti pe,
Master G ki 2 Betiya,
Pr Sheeda Mrta Choti pe  

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A Great JAPANESE proverb:
If one can do it
You too can do it
If none can do it
You must do it
Its CHINESE version:
If one can do it
You can do it better
If none can do it
still u can do it the best
and
PAKISTANI version:
If one can do it
Let him do it
If none can do it
How can u do it...

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Pyar k rawajo ko yeh zamana kia jany.
Dil k dard ko dil torny wala kia jany.
Hoti hy kitni mehnat aik larki phasany main.
Yeh gar main betha abba kia jany